Orders for Edgar Ciseaudoigts

Journal entry

 * To Edgar Ciseaudoigts:


 * I’m sending you one of those miscreant knights. This particular bloede skrekk attacked our lads near Fox Hollow, sent six of them – and one dog – off to push daisies. I was about to hack him apart on the spot, then I thought: this harlotsbrood deserves a more thorough hacking than I can give! So use those famous scissors of yours and trim him of all protuberances and danglies, then cut out his innards and make origami. Just be sure to tie him up good before you get to work. Even with his hands tied, that maggoty mutt swung so hard, teeth came pouring out of Beulaf’s jaw like crowns spilling from a full pouch.
 * Loth