The Witcher 3 Easter eggs

This article will catalogue Easter eggs in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt


 * A virtual Easter egg is an intentional hidden message or feature in an object such as a movie, book, CD, DVD, computer program, or video game. The term draws a parallel with the custom of the Easter egg hunt observed in many western nations.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

 * When Geralt reaches a cabin in the Isles of Mists, he meets a company of shipwrecked dwarfs. Originally a company of seven, four of the dwarfs barricaided themselves in the cabin, while the other three were elsewhere on the island. One of the dwarfs, Gaspard, suffers a sleeping disorder, where he falls asleep randomly, and another dwarf sneezes a lot. Geralt also finds the dwarfs have been housing Ciri, who was put under a death-like sleep, a reference to the character, Snow White.

The Departed

 * After finishing Return to Crookback Bog one of the witch hunters utters the line "Maybe, maybe not, maybe go fuck yourself" which is a Mark Wahlberg line from the film The Departed.

Twilight

 * During the quest "Message from an Old Friend" in Novigrad, you can pick up a book entitled Moribundia: The Vampire's Last Likeness. The text describes a lovers' exchange between Isabella and a vampire named Edward, and refers to an unnamed werewolf and Isabella's pregnancy. These are all references to the plot of the Twilight movie and book series.

Fight Club

 * There is a reference about Tyler Durden, the split personality of Fight Club's protagonist in a notice at a Novigrad's notice board.Tyler Durden's Reference.jpg
 * Also in Novigrad you have to defeat a man called "Durden the Tailor" in a fist fight.

Pulp Fiction

 * In the basement of Crow's Perch castle, you might hear 2 guards talking about waking the gimp.
 * In the quest A Dangerous Game, you come across a dead body whose name is Zed, he happens to own a pawnshop, a clear reference to "Zeds dead".

Kill Bill

 * The master blacksmith in Novigrad is retired, is called Hattori and makes dumplings, almost identical to the retired blacksmith in the Quentin Tarantino film 'Kill Bill' (He is also referencing the real life Hattori Hanzo, which is a samurai from the Edo era).

Snatch

 * A fist fighter is named Georgius George as in Gorgeous George.
 * You are asked by the bookie named Claytop (Bricktop) to throw the fight.

Star Wars

 * On Skellige Isles there is a quest given by a bounty hunter called "Djenge Frett", a reference to the bounty hunter Jango Fett from Star Wars.

Wizard of Oz + Alice in Wonderland

 * The Book "Travel Between worlds" contains references to the Wizard of Oz and Alice in Wonderland. Zo is Oz backwards as it is mentioned in the book. The story is similar too. Theodore is being taken by a hyricane to another word and Ecila who travelled down a rabbit hole is simply Alice written backwards.

Fast and Furious

 * A trophy is called Fast and Furious for winning horse races.

Monty Python

 * Rabbit of Caerbannog.jpg the entrance of a hidden cave near Benek (location of quest "Hidden in the stars", Velen), there is a pile of corpses and a single "snow hare", a reference to the Rabbit of Caerbannog.
 * Thieves randomly shout “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!”.
 * Beggars talk about how one of them was cured by a mage from a disease and has a hard time begging now.

50 Shades of Gray

 * One of Dandelion's lovers is said to like to call him Christian and like him to call her Anastasia.

The Godfather

 * At the beginning of the game, when discussing the summons of the Emperor of Nilfgaard, Vesemir says "an offer he can't refuse?".

Lord of the Rings

 * When you recruit Zoltan to defend Kaer Morhen he says "You have me and my axe!".
 * During the quest 'The Great Escape' (reference itself), when you proceed towards the Commanders chambers for the keys to free Magarita, you'll find a document - a list of prisoners - stating 'Undomiel, an Elven mage' being imprisoned which is a reference to Arwen from Tolkien's Lord of the Rings universe.

The Hobbit

 * Many halflings when you keep talking to them suggest you don't call them "Baggins"

300

 * In Svorlag there is a man who yells out "This is Skellige!"

Peter Pan

 * During the quest "Empty coop" given by an old woman living just east of Honeyfill meadworks,you meet a group of kids, one of whom is named Pete, and the little girl says "Pete says we're going to live in the woods and wear animal skins and make a tent out of leaves and never grow up." Clearly a reference to Peter Pan.

The Horse Whisperer

 * A book called "The horse whistler" discusses training horses

127 Hours

 * There's a monster cave with a narrow part that has a skeleton trapped between a rock and the wall by its arm.

Addams Family

 * The village of Lurch is named after the butler of the Evves family who left the land to the peasants when he died. A reference to the Addams family who have a butler named lurch and Evves is meant to be a sort of female version of Addams.

Multiple Movies
Singin' in the rain
 * Falling from the broken bridge leading to the Nilfgaardian garrison in White Orchard gives an unusual scream, which is the "Wilhelm Scream" used in many movies.

Priest of Eternal Fire (heard in Hierarch square), during the evening IF it's raining will start humming "I'm singin' in the rain ..."

Breaking Bad

 * A trophy is called "Let's Cook".

Game of Thrones

 * The witcher 3 game of thrones.jpg the small isle of Kaer Almhult there are sky cells. In one of them a dwarf that clearly resembles Tyrion lies dead. Upon examining him, Geralt says "Sky cells… Nice idea for a prison without bars. Shame he didn't know how to fly."
 * There is a sword named Longclaw after Jon Snow's sword.
 * In the cave underneath the Temple Isle the sorcerer's notes tell that he tried using milk of the poppy in his experiments.
 * After the fight in the arena, when some of Cleaver's dwarves attack Whoreson Junior's men, some of the dwarves will say, "You're the fucking dainklage!" an apparent reference to Peter Dinklage, the actor who portrays Tyrion Lannister, a dwarf.

Dr. Who

 * A graveyard near Lindenvale contains statues of weeping angels. When you go out of the small building, you will find they have moved and are staring at you

Sherlock

 * During the Triss romance scene in the Lighthouse two sailors believe the subsequent flickering of the light to be a Morse Code message. This is a reference to the scene in 'The Hounds of Baskerville' where Watson notices car headlights flashing on Dartmoor and thinks it to be Morse Code but turns out to be a dogging site.

Baldur's Gate

 * One of the items that you can find in cupboards or lockers is Balduran's Butter knife.

Starcraft

 * In the trophy list the trophy for unlocking places of power is called "Power Overwhelming", in reference to the original starcraft Archon quote and cheat of the same name.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

 * The card text of "Black Infantry Archer" in Gwent says "I always aim for the knee". Clear reference of famous: "I used to be adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee".
 * While traveling to the Circle Of Elements With Lambert on "The Final Trial", Geralt says "Was bold and brash once, like you. Then I took a pitchfork in the gut." (It is worth noting that the thing actually happened in the novel "The Last Wish" by Andrzej Sapkowski).
 * In the Mission " The Play’s The Thing ", when you confront Fatso and his men, they will laugh about your cat eyes and ask you if you are a "f**ing Khajiit".
 * Some of the children in Skellige are heard saying "People say that some folk on the mainland have heads like cats, but you only have cat eyes," a possible reference to the Khajiit race.
 * Occasionally, Guards in Novigrad will say "No lollygagging," a phrase also spoken by Guards in Skyrim.

Fallout

 * Peasants sometimes say "War - it just never changes".

CD projekt RED

 * CD Projekt Red Easter Egg.pnger-vains clearly show the logo of CD projekt RED.

GOG.com

 * A book titled Gottfried’s Omni-opening Grimoire (GOG) explains how to bypass the Defensive Regulatory Magicon (DRM). GOG is a distribution service and publisher for PC games and films, operated by GOG Ltd, a wholly owned subsidiary of CD Projekt based in Warsaw, Poland.[3] GOG delivers video games through its DRM-free digital platform for Windows, OS X and Linux.

Duke Nukem

 * When fighting bandits sometimes they will say "I'll rip off your melon and shit down your neck".

Killer Instinct and Primal rage

 * During a mission, you must hire thugs for a job. They offer to work for free if you fight them both in an organized fight. If you accept, he says: "It will be a grand fight, Killer Instinct versus Primal rage". A nod back to 2 separate fighting games on the SNES and Sega Genesis, Killer Instinct and Primal rage.

Tomb Raider

 * During the quest "The Great Escape" you will find a corpse. Upon examining it Geralt will say "Heheh. Tomb raider. Seemed this one liked elven stuff"

Folk Tales

 * Occasionally on notice boards you can find a reference to the Pied Piper of Hamelin Story.2015-05-27_00001.jpg
 * Also after helping Triss rid a warehouse of rats you will see them running the water like in the story.
 * The "Trail of Treats" is reminiscent of the tale of Hansel and Gretel.
 * You can find Excalibur inside the stone in the dungeon in Skellige, when you want to find the mask from the druid with Yennefer. When Geralt tries to pull Excalibur out of the stone, Yennefer says that the sword is not meant for him.
 * The mission "A towerful of mice" tells a story of a cruel noble family, that hid in a tower when the peasants rebelled and were eaten by mice. All these details are similar to the polish tale of Prince Popiel
 * The book "Golem, or man's most faithful servant" holds a tale of a dwarf who crafted a golem to defend the dwarves from prosecution, which is very similar to the tale of the golem of Prague, about Judah Loew ben Bezalel 'המהר"ל' who made a golem to defend the Jewish community from pogroms. This tale is the main origin of Golems in fantasy

Literature

 * In the island where the GOT easter is found one of the bandits drops a note with: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Direct reference to H.P. Lovecraft's Call of Cthulhu
 * The Forefathers Eve mission is a reference to the poem "Dziady" (Forefathers Eve) by Adam Mickiewicz. The ceremony on the island directly quotes parts of it.
 * In the quest "The Great Escape" Geralt and Yennefer go to meet a man who escaped from the prison. His name is Abbé Faria, which is a reference to the priest that Edmond Dantes meets in the book The Count of Monte Cristo.
 * The Mission "Swamp Thing" refers to the character from DC comics
 * There is a trophy called "Fist of the south star" referencing the manga "Fist of the north star"
 * When talking to the Old Sage in "The Truth is in the Stars" quest, if asked about his "gift", the Old Sage will first respond that as a child he fell into a cauldron of magic brew. This is how Obelix from the comic book series "Asterix and Obelix" gained his superhuman strength.
 * On one of the notice boards there's a notice from "Ismael" claiming "if you see a white whale in the sea, let it swim on. It's mine. If anyone catches it before me, Freya be my witness, I will stab that wretch to death with my harpoon" Clearly a reference to Ishmael and  Moby Dick / the whale by Herman Melville.
 * There is an in game book entitled "How to Avoid Colossal Vessels" which is a reference to "How to Avoid Huge Ships"
 * The book called "Journey to the end of the world" is a reference to Jules Verne's "Journey to the center of the earth"

Songs

 * One of the women in Crippled Kate's Brothel can be overheard saying "I'm a material girl in a material world", referencing Madonna's song "Material Girl".
 * One of the first missions in the game 'Twisted Firestarter' references the lyrics of the song Firestarter by Prodigy. "...I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter..."
 * The "Rosemary and Thyme" is a reference to the English folk song "Scarborough Fair" most known by it's performance by Simon and Garfunkel
 * The song Johnny sings to Gran is the translated version of the Polish lullaby "Na Wojtusia z popielnika"

Miscellaneous

 * During the mission "Defender of Faith", you come across some students vandalising shrines. The say their master Friedrich sent them, which refers to Friedrich Nietzsche. They say some tenets from Nietzsche's philosophy, that god is dead and that they need to forge a new morality.
 * The maps sold in Skellige are called "Lonesome World" Guides, a reference to Lonely Planet.
 * Rock Trolls say Trollololo from time to time.
 * When importing a TW2 game, the tatoo received in the mission "Hung Over" will stay and is shown on several occasions.
 * Following Yennefer into the portal after the meeting with the emperor will make you fall in the middle of a room and remark "I hate portals".
 * Novigrad is similar to the medieval trade city of Novgorod in modern Russia.
 * Skelligers are similar to the Vikings in many ways. Both are rough, tough warriors who engage in fishing and raiding, and live in a harsh, cold land. They also have Irish accents
 * Killing the cows in White Orchard repeatedly by meditating will cause the "Bovine Defense Force Initiative" to activate.
 * A book called "Wondrous World of Insectoids" detail a system called "arachnocommunism"
 * The Bald Mountain is a reference to Łysa Góra (Bald Mountain), a mountain in Poland known to be an ancient pagan place of cult. Due to that, the mountain is known in legends as a place where witches had sabbaths.