Nilfgaardian Lampoon

Nilfgaardian Lampoon is a collection of four letters in. They are all obtainable in Rivia.

Journal entry
''I, Queen Meve, hereby proclaim that whosoever had aided the Nilfgaardian war effort shall be lunished of the highest severity. Whosoever had bartered with, repaired equipment for, or eaten fare made by a Nilfgaardian shall receive thirty lashes. Finally, whosoever has taught them our language or served as guide shall be executed in the slowest possible manner.''

Journal entry
''Rivians! I, Queen Meve, hereby proclaim that, upon regaining our homeland, I shall immediately cease all production within local workshops and forges. All goods thereafter shall be imported from our comrades' workshops in Mahakam. As you are well aware, dwarven craftsmanship has consisten demonstrated undeniable superiority in quality over domestic goods.''