Notice board (Land of a Thousand Fables)

This notice board is located in the Land of a Thousand Fables with the and gives access to the contract quest, Duck, Duck, Goosed!.

Will Take Unwanted Children

 * I'll take any unwanted children off your hands. Chubby ones preferred, though skinny ones won't be turned away.


 * Witch

Seeking Owner of Glass Slipper

 * At last night's ball, I danced with a lady with blue eyes and blond hair tied up in a bun. At the stroke of midnight, she left, leaving behind a glass slipper.


 * Each woman in the Land of a Thousand Fables is to appear before me to try on the slipper until I determine the lady's identity, and in due course propose matrimony. Failure to appear will be punishable by flogging.


 * Prince Hubert

Fresh Goods!

 * Tobacco, fisstech and liquor, from absinthe to everclear.


 * The customer is always right!


 * The Girl Who Sells It All, formerly known as the Girl Who Sells Flint

Get Your Mitts off My Mattress

 * To the joker who's always stuffing things under my mattress, I'm warning you for the last time -- if I catch you, I'll have you lashed, scalded, flayed and finally torn apart by horses.


 * Princess Alexia

Information Wanted

 * One of my eggs hatched into something ugly. I suspect Madame Duck cheated on me with one of the six swans, though she denies everything. I'll pay good coin for evidence of her guilt. Full anonymity assured.


 * Master Duck

Contract: Loosey this Goosey!

 * Residents of the fabled land,


 * Somebody's after me. Ever since I moved here from the Castle in the Clouds, I feel like I'm being watched. Help me before it's too late!


 * -Balbina the Goose, known as the Goose that Lays Golden Eggs


 * PS. I know Joss says it's him, but it's not.