Talk:The Taxman Cometh/@comment-2601:743:201:3615:94B5:AC02:6618:9EB3-20190731060354

I thought this was serious.

"Have you dealt in the wholesale sale of leather and raw hides?"

Uhh... I did sell some dog pelts/wolf pelts(?) I get from the random swarms of beasts roaming these lands. I guess yes.

"Have you sold the products of byvalves?"

Pearls? No, I guess they're semi-valuable but I generally keep all crafting materials for use, regardless of if I know what they're for.

"Have you ever walked into a person's home... and taken things without their permissions?"

WHAT?!?!! NEVER! HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE I STOLE THOSE ALCOHESTS AND SILVER ORES!

"I never said anything of the sort..."

What? Oh... Of course not, Witcher's Honor and what-not, and you can't prove me wrong anyways, I've made sure to kill I mean... handle all the witnessess... I mean I don't steal.

"Well... it all adds up! Good On You Sir! here's a certificate of being a good tax paying citizen!"

Uhh... Thanks. (I'm glad they never caught me stealing) YOU'RE TELLING ME I COULD HAVE LIE???