Talk:The Warble of a Smitten Knight/@comment-2804:7F4:3B80:C87E:F5FC:1DC7:2EF2:BBAA-20190113180339/@comment-35089194-20190804013337

Hello, OP! I see you're trying to blame the game for your own shortcomings. Can I help?

1 - Switch to normal bolts. Seriously, this isn't that outrageous of a concept.

2 - The game is consistent in registering hits, you simply need to time your attacks with the at least a basic degree of competence. The game acknowledges the narrow window of opportunity you have and extends it by going into slow motion when you're close to your target.

3 - See 2.

4 - Hey, something that's not actually the result of your own incompetence! Good job!

5 - See the first reply. I appreciate that not everyone's read the books or watched the show, but to those who have, Gregoire of Mount Gorgon was a pretty obvious reference - Gregor, the Mountain. I'm not sure why you felt the need to add this to your list as if it negatively affected you. Nitpick much?

6 - There's a disturbing overabundance of people on this wiki who shamelessly express their desire to have sex with fictional characters, as well as their frustration at not being able to do so. Internet anonymity is a curse for normal people, and a gift for people like you.

I've no doubt you love the game, but you cannot realistically expect to get through life by projecting your faults onto everyone and everything around you.