Talk:Mistle/@comment-85.93.127.19-20190218140106/@comment-2601:404:CE00:9F90:7C48:89AD:3819:3B8B-20190906161043

Holy shit, are you one dangerously stupid motherfucker. I *could* say that I hope you get raped by a chick, but I won’t because I’m not going to wish shit like that on some internet random merely for being stupider than a bag of hammers.

Now, I think the person who posted the comment with the link to ancient strapons probably covered the dildo angle, but just in case you’re unclear, “stretching”? “Exploration”? Fucking hurts if you don’t want it (and/or are a barely pubescent kid I mean holy fuck). Fingers have fingerNAILS. They can make you goddamn bleed if some fuckstain is scrabbling around in there like a coked-out badger.

And if you still fail to get this and don’t want to look it up, imagine yourself in the scenario of a poor bastard who wakes up feeling like he’s moving through molasses, choking on the m**f of his unstable aunt, and it’s dawning on him that there was probably a helluva lot of Lunesta in his mocha grande, as she calls him a f****t, wrings his weenie like a washcloth, and puts pencils up his bum. Burn that image into your brain to increase your empathy and IQ, because that’s a real thing that happened to a guy my former GM knew in high school. He drank himself to death.

Oh, and also probably read actual knowledge instead of wanking to lesbian porn 24/7. Literacy is fundamental.