Notice board (Blandare)

Notice board of Blandare.

An Omen, Perhaps?

 * I caught a two-headed cod yesterday. Is it a sign from gods? For I don't know whether to start it smoking or take it to the druids so they can have a look at it.
 * – Palli

Beware the black ram!

 * Beware the black ram, who butts one straight in the arse if one turns the arse to him.
 * – Sjurdi

Council of Elders' Decision

 * The Council of Elders has decided as follows: if one rents a mare and the mare foals, the foal is the owner's property. But the one to whom the stallion belongs has the right to half a pail of milk for as long as the mare is producing milk.