|As king Dezmod used to say, looking at the chamberpot after relieving himself: the mind cannot comprehend this.|
|- Yarpen Zigrin in The Lady of the Lake|
The legendary Dezmod (or Desmond) was one of the first three human kings on the Continent, with the other two being Sambuk and Radovid I. He was the king of Temeria but not much concrete information about him survives, though he's featured in a variety of jokes, proverbs, anecdotes, and adages. He was also very much revered by dwarves.