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This notice board is located in the Land of a Thousand Fables with the Blood and Wine expansion and gives access to the contract quest, Duck, Duck, Goosed!.

Will Take Unwanted Children[]

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I'll take any unwanted children off your hands. Chubby ones preferred, though skinny ones won't be turned away.

Seeking Owner of Glass Slipper[]

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At last night's ball, I danced with a lady with blue eyes and blond hair tied up in a bun. At the stroke of midnight, she left, leaving behind a glass slipper.
Each woman in the Land of a Thousand Fables is to appear before me to try on the slipper until I determine the lady's identity, and in due course propose matrimony. Failure to appear will be punishable by flogging.
Prince Hubert

Fresh Goods![]

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Tobacco, fisstech and liquor, from absinthe to everclear.
The customer is always right!
The Girl Who Sells It All, formerly known as the Girl Who Sells Flint

Get Your Mitts off My Mattress[]

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To the joker who's always stuffing things under my mattress, I'm warning you for the last time -- if I catch you, I'll have you lashed, scalded, flayed and finally torn apart by horses.
Princess Alexia

Information Wanted[]

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One of my eggs hatched into something ugly. I suspect Madame Duck cheated on me with one of the six swans, though she denies everything. I'll pay good coin for evidence of her guilt. Full anonymity assured.
Master Duck

Contract: Loosey this Goosey![]

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Residents of the fabled land,
Somebody's after me. Ever since I moved here from the Castle in the Clouds, I feel like I'm being watched. Help me before it's too late!
-Balbina the Goose, known as the Goose that Lays Golden Eggs
PS. I know Joss says it's him, but it's not.


  • Like the fablesphere itself, each of these are references to various fairy tales.